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  Photoshop these blanked WT & AW covers for Fun with Covers 8

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  here they are:.

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  Hope it works for you

  by mouthy in

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  http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk).

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  I thought the text to speech would have come a long way since the early 90's. Sounded too much like the old tandy computers from way back when. Wasn't shootin' for no high falutin' chatter either, just some good 'ol boy slang.
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  New RBC arrangements/directives

  by bud2114 in

  1. watchtower
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  i joined awhile back and haven't posted much - just lurking like many others.

  for the past year or so i have been trying my best to fade away sooner rather than later, but the wife and most of our family have decades of involvement in this mess and well, it's difficult.

  little by little i have been sowing seeds of doubt and it does seem to be working somewhat.

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  Interesting. My brother told me a few days ago that the local hall had about 4 or 5 truck/trailer rigs in the parking lot. I said Concert? He said remodel. This hall is less than 10 yrs old and I thought that the penny pinching WT would not be doing an extensive remodel but I guess from what I'm reading on here that I was wrong. I should have known though, if the WT is involved, it's a scam.
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  What is the current position on WT study as a group?

  by tinker in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  has there been a crack down on group wt pre study.

  we had a regular group every sunday night for any or all teens back in the day - 60's.

  then raising children we had friends or other families on and off, get together for a group pre-study.

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  Wouldn't be at all surprised to see that Lawrence! lol
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  How Do You Get on the Cover of a BOrg Magazine?

  by Clam in

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  2. friends

  does anyone know where the models come from who appear on awakea and watchtowera magazines?

  it would make sense to me that theyre dubsa as this would be saving the societya money.

  or are they worldlya people?

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  Easiest way, and by far the funniest way is to simply request here that your photo be on one of the mags. Whichever one you want too! And with custom captions to boot. There are plenty of folks on here that are quite proficient with photoshop & other requisite tools for pulling off such requests.
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  Cemeteries; They're not Just for Burying, Anymore.

  by prophecor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i live in a metropolitan area.

  crime is on a rampage in this city, in fact, we're #1 in the country as far as murders per capita statistic go.

  where does one go to find a safe outing for your morning jog, daily walk, or just to get away from all the hustle and bustle of the city life?

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  :::::They're immaculately tended, with beautiful landscaping, ponds, and winding pathways. It would seem a waste to only visit them on sad occasions!:::::
  
  
  So, like a picnic would be good?? ;)
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  Recording of my call to Brooklyn Service Desk...

  by deaconbluez in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in what i'm hoping to do as a series for the benefit of all who want to know the truth behind the organization, here is a recorded phone call that i made about an hour ago.

  it is unedited, therefore you will notice the long gaps when the guy starts searching for an answer to my question.

  enjoy.... http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=fd70a73d1403ef59.

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  knock knock

  I've still got it playing, unless it's stopped for some reason...that is some DEAD airtime!! lol
  Have to agree with what others have said, very pathetic. LOL Just got to the "can you hold on please?" after like 5 mins of NOTHING. LOLOLol.
  
  Great job deacon.
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  Funniest / Goofiest songs you ever heard

  by Nosferatu in

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  list some of the funniest and goofiest songs you've ever heard!.

  i'll start..... 1) gin and juice - the gourds.

  a redneck snoop doggy dogg cover.

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  I'm My Own Grandpa - muppet style.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

  On a National Lampoon album there is a song called "Pizza Man". It may qualify.
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  Would You Cross This Bridge?

  by Perry in

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  knock knock

  NO WAY IN HELL!!!
  
  We were just discussing fear of bridges at work today. I think I'll have to show 'em all this french thingamabridge.
  
  I have been across the Pontchartrain bridge a few times and I HATED IT. At an assembly in San Francisco we had to cross a brige that was barely above the water and I think was about 5 miles long. Hated that one too.
  I've pretty much always been afraid of bridges but not morbidly so. Now it's more the fear of having a panic attack sneak up while on this sort of bridge. How bad would that be!
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  Massive donations to the WTS

  by greendawn in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have any of you or people that you know such as relatives or friends, made a very significant donation to the wts?

  by that i mean property, or money in excess of let's say $10 000. .

  enriching an already very rich organisation has to be moronic, they are the ones that should be helping the poor among them the proverbial orphans and widows.

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  knock knock

  I can't remember ever putting anything in a donation box. I'm sure I must have at some point but it could not have been much. Part of it was always being broke but it just felt very strange to me to even walk by a contribution box!
  My sister told me that they asked the brothers to "loan" money for some project or other - I don't remember what - and it would be paid back by a designated time. Wouldn't you know, just as that time was approaching they started the guilt trip of "oh how wonderful if you brothers could see it in your hearts to not ask for YOUR money back..." routine. Her dumbass husband gave in and they never saw a penny repaid. Three small kids and they were giving money to a filthy rich organization of beggars.